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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Jill: “Oh my God! I must be having a nightmare! Esther is now my maid and she is dressed up in some sort of bizarre French sex-exploitation costume.” 2) Jill: “What does the letter say?” Esther: “It’s a letter from Mrs. C., back from the grave. She says that Phillip always loved you and that if you want him you can find his remains stored in a steam trunk in the basement.” 3) Jill: “Esther, I’m feeling a little queasy, would you mind reading me the letter?” Esther: “It’s an envelope from the Academy Awards announcing the winner for… Read more »