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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Tessa: “Errrrrrr, one thing I neglected to inform you is that I have oral herpes.”

2) Tessa: “Would you believe that it was my evil twin sister that stole your journal?”

3) Tessa: “Does this mean weekend at Club Med is out of the question?”