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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Lily: (thought bubble) “I guess my days as a glamorous supermodel are over. Now I have to accept my fate as a bedraggled, jilted housewife overburdened with the toils of raising two teenage children. If only Calgon can take me away.”

2) Cane: “Come on, really Lily? How can you expect me to say no to that? I’m not a Catholic priest you know.”

3) Juliet: (thought bubble) “That turkey baster idea from Hilary turned out to be a good one after all.”