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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Devon: “It’s a gift basket from Hilary. The card reads ‘I hope you enjoy your new digs.’ ”

Neil: “Don’t touch that! I think it’s rigged to explode!”

2) Devon: “It’s a gift basket from Hilary.”

Neil: “Wouldn’t you know it. It’s all plastic and made in China.”

3) Devon: “It’s a gift basket from Hilary.”

Neil: “Be careful. It might be laced with arsenic.”