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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Caller on the phone line: “Jordan. We’re getting the band back together. We’ve just signed with Death Row Records. They say we’ll be bigger than N’SYNC.”

2) Jordan: “You say they just announced a recall of the maker of my penile implant.”

3) Jordan: “What? Are you sure? You don’t say. Guess what Hilary, I’ve got to go. I hear that Mariah Carey had an opening for her latest boytoy.”