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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Lily: “Hominy grits and collard greens. We’re going soul food tonight.”

Neil: “Sacre bleu madame! My tastes lean in favor of haute cuisine.”

2) Neil: “I’m too sexy for my shirt…”

3) Lily: “Dad, either go full blown beard and mustache or shave it all off. Don’t half-ass it like you always do.”