“I left my tube of “Creamy Nude” in the stairwell again.”
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Robbie
8 years ago
OMG creamy nude!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Zoperxplex
8 years ago
1) Mariah: “Mom, don’t get so steamy applying your makeup . Remember, it’s not me your trying to seduce, it’s Scott.”
2) Sharon: “Honey, I don’t need lipstick to get men. If this enchilada doesn’t make Scott fall rapidly to his knees then he must be a eunuch.”
3) Sharon: “I’m trying to make my lips look pouty. I’m aiming for that Scarlett Johansson look.”
Mariah: “Mom, Scott’s been living the past six months as captive of terrorists in a cave. I think at this point anything breathing will get him excited.”
OMG creamy nude!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
1) Mariah: “Mom, don’t get so steamy applying your makeup . Remember, it’s not me your trying to seduce, it’s Scott.”
2) Sharon: “Honey, I don’t need lipstick to get men. If this enchilada doesn’t make Scott fall rapidly to his knees then he must be a eunuch.”
3) Sharon: “I’m trying to make my lips look pouty. I’m aiming for that Scarlett Johansson look.”
Mariah: “Mom, Scott’s been living the past six months as captive of terrorists in a cave. I think at this point anything breathing will get him excited.”