“I refuse to play a guitar that doesn’t match my dress!”
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Zoperxplex
8 years ago
1) Tessa: “My inspiration is Janis Joplin and like her I want to found lying face down upon a ransacked hotel room with a filthy, heroin filled hypodermic needle jammed into a vein of my forearm. Until them let me sing you this delightful Christmas melody.” 2) Tessa: “Can you believe I started out in the business playing on the corner with a monkey and an organ grinder. That’s how far back I go.” 3) Tessa: “I cry for my fellow comrade, whose despair makes me shake, I cry for my fellow sister, whose torment makes me quake, But why… Read more »
1) Tessa: “My inspiration is Janis Joplin and like her I want to found lying face down upon a ransacked hotel room with a filthy, heroin filled hypodermic needle jammed into a vein of my forearm. Until them let me sing you this delightful Christmas melody.” 2) Tessa: “Can you believe I started out in the business playing on the corner with a monkey and an organ grinder. That’s how far back I go.” 3) Tessa: “I cry for my fellow comrade, whose despair makes me shake, I cry for my fellow sister, whose torment makes me quake, But why… Read more »