1) Father Todd: “I’m always nervous every time we celebrate a wedding or a funeral in this house of worship out of fear that our lord almighty might be too tempted to smote the congregation in retribution for their wickedness.”
2) Father Todd: “Hey, I just noticed that someone painted the Ecce Homo fresco on the ceiling.”
3) Father Todd: “Dear Lord, why did you curse me with so many plentiful boobs, eh, I mean bosoms, in this diocese?”
1) Father Todd: “I’m always nervous every time we celebrate a wedding or a funeral in this house of worship out of fear that our lord almighty might be too tempted to smote the congregation in retribution for their wickedness.”
2) Father Todd: “Hey, I just noticed that someone painted the Ecce Homo fresco on the ceiling.”
3) Father Todd: “Dear Lord, why did you curse me with so many plentiful boobs, eh, I mean bosoms, in this diocese?”