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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Reed: “I should never have taken that laxative this morning.”

2) Mattie: “Oh, it’s not like I’m a stalker. It’s just that I like following Reed on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tumbir, LinkedIn, Reddit, Pinterest. What’s wrong with that? I’m sure you’re convinced that I should never have sent those raunchy messages to him. Don’t worry, I made sure that he won’t know its me. I signed those posting with the name Metiat.”

3) Reed: ” ‘June 5-9’? Oh my god! The Sweeps Month has ended. Soon, they’ll make me go back to singing to Johnny and Katie.”