1) Ashley: “Let’s toast to our mutual agreement: I say nothing about you sleeping with mommy, and you keep you mouth shut about my secret desire to put a pacifier in Ravi’s mouth.” 2) Jack: “Ashley, how do you stay so slim?” Ashley: “A colonic every weekend. As a matter of fact I’ve spiked these very cups with a laxative.” Jack: “Thank God I’m wearing Depends.” 3) Jack and Ashley: “Three cheers to our mutual success.” Jack: (Interior monologue) “Little does she know that I’ve already made Swiss cheese of Ravi’s supply of prophylactics.” Ashley: (Interior monologue) “Little does he… Read more »
Beatrice Randolph
8 years ago
So have you been working out?
No I don’t think a boiler maker is what I want
1) Ashley: “Let’s toast to our mutual agreement: I say nothing about you sleeping with mommy, and you keep you mouth shut about my secret desire to put a pacifier in Ravi’s mouth.” 2) Jack: “Ashley, how do you stay so slim?” Ashley: “A colonic every weekend. As a matter of fact I’ve spiked these very cups with a laxative.” Jack: “Thank God I’m wearing Depends.” 3) Jack and Ashley: “Three cheers to our mutual success.” Jack: (Interior monologue) “Little does she know that I’ve already made Swiss cheese of Ravi’s supply of prophylactics.” Ashley: (Interior monologue) “Little does he… Read more »
So have you been working out?
No I don’t think a boiler maker is what I want