Y&R Photo Caption – May 15-19, 2017

1) Scott: “No thanks. As a matter of principle I do not make donations to any religious affiliations, especially the Jehovah’s Witnesses.”

Abby: “I was going to invite you to my penthouse this evening, but after that sub I think I’ll make you get a haircut instead.”

2) Abby: “What’s that smell!!!???”

Scott: “Oh, that’s the bag. I have just received my delivery of nitroglycerin suppositories from the shipper.”

3) Scott: “I’m a martial arts expert Abby. Want me to demonstrate my judo chop?”

Abby: “Dear me! Your fly is open and I just realized that you go commando!”