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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Jack: “My mom was so cheap she sent me to the local county hospital for my tonsillectomy. As soon as I left the operating room they sent me home to convalesce.”

2) Jack: “I’m glad Dina made me strong. I was a whiny pissant back then!”

3) Jack: “From the looks of me back then you could never have imagined that I was actually born a girl.”