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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Hilary: “Do these curls make me look like the Queen of Sheba?”

2) Devon: “You sneaked into my condo and heard me and Mariah having sex! You are an insanely jealous woman!”

Hilary: “The worst part of it was I had to sit through that. Your lovemaking, Devon, sounded like Elmo on ‘Sesame Street’.”

3) Devon: “Jordan is simply your boytoy.”

Hilary: “How can you say that!”

Devon: “I saw the Hasbro decal on his back.”