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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Sharon: “I’m practicing my expressions for when I get caught red-handed again.”

2) Sharon: “Mark my words Mariah, the swami is never wrong. I’m sensing that red dress will be a harbinger for intimate relations. You better make sure he brought along condoms.”

3) Mariah: “Sharon, all those Botox injections are starting to make you look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.”

Sandra DiTullio
Sandra DiTullio
8 years ago

“I keep putting these headphones on my head, but I can’t hear ANYTHING! Somebody should invent earphones instead…”