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angela
angela
8 years ago

Billy: ” How come we always have to watch what you pick to watch?”
Jack: “Because, I am older and you messed around with my wife!”

Sandra DiTullio
Sandra DiTullio
8 years ago

Billy: “This doesn’t taste like gravy.”

Jack: “That’s what you get for sleeping with my wife.”

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Billy: “Travis gets to bonk Michelle and Vicki this holiday and I’m stuck here with my brother Jack.”

2) Peter Bergman internal monologue: “You can tell that things are starting to get tightfisted around here. I saw that same lamp at the MacAvoy household set.”

3) Billy internal monologue: “How dare he sit on the same coach I screwed his wife on. No wait, maybe I should think through this carefully.”