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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Phyllis: “I have enticed greater men with these mammas jammas then you will ever be Jack.”

2) Jack: “I know that I shouldn’t have ordered that coffee and burrito special at the commissary this morning.”

3) Phyllis: “Before the operation they used to look like flatjacks and they hanged up to here.”