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Sandra DiTullio
Sandra DiTullio
8 years ago

Gloria’s voice screeching through the phone line “Kevin dear, mama can’t wait to tuck you in at night.”

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Cable company customer service: “Your call is important to us. Please hold until the next available representative in about… 20 hours.”

2) Kevin: “I hate when Paul plays his practical jokes. He farted on the phone again!”

3) Kevin: “Sorry Michael. Because of budget cuts G.C.P.D. has had to share our 911 line with a phone sex service.