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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Arturo: “So Sharon rented this apartment to you on a policeman’s salary and you didn’t have to sex her first?”

2) Arturo: “Do you remember the days when beard stubble was considered to be a sign that you were probably a germ riddled hobo?”

3) Rey: “So Mia pulled that ‘If you leave me I’m going to go all Lorena Bobbitt on you.’ too bro?”