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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Ashley: “My secret at staying so thin at my age? Why intestinal parasites of course.”

2) Ashley: “Sacre bleu! We Parisennes will only drink our cocktails marinated with lemon rinds harvested from the eastern jungles of Burkina Faso.”

3) Ashley: “My goodness Abby! Did you have to skip on the nonessentials? These lemon rinds say ‘Made in China’.”