Author Archives: Ali

“Hey, I NEED all of these pencils, ok? Every. single. one!”

“Might I suggest ‘I heart Tessa’?”

“Do you think there’s any chance this water BOTTLE could fix it?”

“Ok, so there’s a ghoul standing right behind me, right? I can feel it.”

First, the mattress, now the box?! Sorry, folks. Y&R is making this too hard for me to resist…