“Bartender, can I get a big… drink?” [Even the bartender is having a moment back there…]
Author Archives: Ali
“A chin-care line. We love it!”
“… then dries his eyes with a lawsuit against Nick!”
“Surprise! I want to see less… I mean, MORE of you! And also… less.”
Sorry, Victoria, you’re not MAN enough!
“Great! Now, everyone’s going to call me ‘burger boobs’!”







