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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
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6 years ago

1) Billy: “Don’t worry about my gambling Phyllis. I’m that proverbial rich guy who every time I fart money comes flying right out the derriere.”

2) Phyllis: “You may hit the jackpot on the gambling tables but they make it all back. Have you seen what they charge for room service?”

3) Billy: “Vegas is so loaded that they use dollar bills to stuff mattresses.”

Laura
Laura
6 years ago

Careful of the lamps!