“If you can’t do it for the baby, do it for your hair and nails.”
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“Just get in here, and we’ll find some music for you to cry to.”
“If only Victor and Nikki had a pied-à-terre in Chicago!”
“I immediately and henceforth regret this decision.”
“Yes. I have BIG plans for you, Diane.”
It gets worse.







