Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Come to the party, they said. You’ll have a good time, they said.”

“My wife built this party from the ground up!”

“Long enough to know nothing has changed…”

Not a judge. Just judging you.

“There are skeletons in your closet! And I need that closet space!”

“Oh, I thought this was the mall! I was just upstairs trying on clothes.”