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“Hi. I just stopped by to give you HALF A MILLION DOLLARS.”

“I better make that tea a Long Island.”

This year, Fathers Day will be… complicated.

“On Friday, he ate TWO pieces of Joy’s birthday cake, even though the break room sign said ONE piece per person. BUSTED!”

“Right, but doesn’t swimming in debt count as cardio?”

“Ah, there’s nothing more relaxing than having a cup of tea in Dina’s death chair.”