“Sorry, I would have come earlier, but I wasn’t drunk yet.”
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“No way, I’m a gamer! I only kiss girls in VIRTUAL reality.”
“At least it’s not on fire…”
“Prepare to swoon: It’s CHICKEN SALAD, baby!”
“Let’s just say… The tree is shady, and it’s full of nuts.”
“Yeah, but what about the other 9%?”







