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She’s doing really, really great!

“We just want to talk to you is all…”

“Ok, so, we make a pumpkin pie. But, instead of using sugar… we use SALT. Then, on Thanksgiving day, we swap out one of Mrs. Martinez’ delicious pies with the salty pie. Ooh, Billy Boy won’t know what hit him!”

“So, my ex-husband and I might be more than… just friends?!”

“Valentine’s Day cards from when Chance was in the 2nd grade. But, what do they MEAN?!”

Jack here, reporting for duty! Ready to pick up the pieces, ma’am!