“I really hope it’s not the empanadas.”
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“Please, tell me more about funnel cakes.”
KEY to the LOCKE fortune. #Clever.
Side effects may include drowsiness, headache, nausea, anxiety. No, wait! That’s just from being a mom!
“Um, I’ll tell you right now, I am NOT giving up my shoe closet to become a nursery.”
… and the Emmy award goes to…







