Category Archives: Photo Captions

… is losing Jack to a woman dressed as a revenge peacock.

“If a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound?”

“If you say chocolate chip, it better not be raisin.”

“Yes, I remembered to water the plant.”

“I may not know who I am… but know my beer preference.”

“Sooooo… Deathmatch?”