Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I don’t mean to get on my high horse here, but… well, nevermind. I do.”

“Thanks for stopping by! Had a great time riding wild elephants with you!”

Cell phone, sleep mask, and copy of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.’

“Let’s just leave the scissors out of it, ok?”

“Why are we not sleeping together?!”

“Don’t forget the matching lamp!”