Category Archives: Photo Captions

Hallelujah, I’m healed!

“Ok, hang on. Let me get my reading glasses.”

Perfect hair. Fake smile. Invisible gun.

“Gee, do I get to be in it?!”

“I’m never drinking again!!! …unless Jordan tells me to.”

“I got this tattoo to commemorate that time I accidentally fell into the lion’s den. Long story.”