Category Archives: Photo Captions

“This is the story of a BEAUTIFUL princess named… Sharon.”

“… and I want to be discreet, so turn off all the landing lights.”

“Just call me Devon ‘Sperm to Spare’ Hamilton!”

“Oh, Adam, you shouldn’t have! Set them right here on our coffee table, Rey.”

“$8.99 for shipping?! Forget it.”

“What are you gonna do about it? Kiss me?”