Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Everybody knows I hate purple ties!”

Silly Chelsea! Everyone knows: You can shoot Adam Newman, but you can’t kill him!

“So, there’s two women fighting over me. I fail to see the problem.”

“I make contracts the way I make eggs: Hard boiled!”

“Her wardrobe is awful. Just awful!”

“We’re having a baby! All of us! Like, literally, all of us!”