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“Now I can finally strangle Sharon!”

“So… Should I set these on fire or cram them down the garbage disposal?”

“Why couldn’t I just live at The Grand Phoenix like everyone else?!”

“Here! Take the room key. Just, please… No crying in my lobby!”

“Surely, she’s dreaming about these pecs.”

“I’m so tired of this triangle, I could grunt!”