Category Archives: Photo Captions

“This means I don’t have to marry you now!!!”

“I shall be the most wonderful father this town has ever seen!”

“I shall be the most beautiful bride this town has ever seen!”

“I just had sex. I mean, socks! To fold! Yeah, that’s it. I just had socks to fold. Good save!”

“Why are there so many little birdies in here?”

“Ok, Sharon. I’ll be right there!”