Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Of COURSE, I’m happy to see you! See? I’m smiling!”

“I wanna make baby oil out of you!!!”

Everybody and their uncle Jack knows Chance is alive!

“Don’t make me take off this belt! No, seriously. I don’t know if I could get it back on…”

“… and then I stopped at McDonalds, but they were all out of McNuggets, and I was like… Whaaat? So, I came here.”