Category Archives: Photo Captions

“We HAD a partnership once. It started with margaritas and ended with you testifying against me in court!”

“Was there some SEXUAL healing going on in here?!”

“Would you like to have sex on this cot?” “Yes. Yes, I would.”

“Hey witcheroos! My real mom could burn your house down, and my uncle might snatch YOU.”

“Oh, thank goodness he didn’t find out about my ‘My Little Pony’ tattoo.”

“Could I get a doggie bag?”