Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I shall be the most wonderful father this town has ever seen!”

“I shall be the most beautiful bride this town has ever seen!”

“I just had sex. I mean, socks! To fold! Yeah, that’s it. I just had socks to fold. Good save!”

“Why are there so many little birdies in here?”

“Ok, Sharon. I’ll be right there!”

“We HAD a partnership once. It started with margaritas and ended with you testifying against me in court!”