Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Talk is cheap, and I’m all out of jokes about my scorpion.”

“Man, it feels so good to be marrying a woman who wants ME and only ME!”

“Yes, I did order a jumbo man, but this is not exactly what I had in mind.”

“Enjoy your wedding, because your funeral is next!”

“I’m seeing nothing but blue skies for us from here on out!”

“Yes, I’m wearing bunny slippers, and yes, I will have to burn them now!”