Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Just so you know: Kyle’s home office may, or may not, be booby trapped…”

“The card should read: Dear Victor, you’re the most stable relationship I’ve ever had!”

“Nope. My only walk of shame was from my office to my empty bed.”

“I have plans for world domination, but first… Who’s up for shots?!”

“Don’t worry! A lease is just like a marriage. We can break it anytime!”

“How did Phyllis know my fantasy is to get caught robbing a liquor store?!”