Category Archives: Photo Captions

“What was I supposed to do? Tell her I’m married and NOT flirt with her?! Come on, honey, be reasonable!”

“Look. Try to see things from my point of view!”

“What could be inside of this box? A basketball? Football? Soccer ball? Baseball? Surely, it’s one of these balls! Nope. It’s boxing gloves, and you’ve just had your first lesson in disappointment, son. There will be many more to come.”

“Now, if only there was a telephone phone number I could call to get emergency services!”

“I was going to pick something tasteful, but then I thought, WHY?”

“Talk is cheap, and I’m all out of jokes about my scorpion.”