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“Man, it feels so good to be marrying a woman who wants ME and only ME!”

“Yes, I did order a jumbo man, but this is not exactly what I had in mind.”

“Enjoy your wedding, because your funeral is next!”

“I’m seeing nothing but blue skies for us from here on out!”

“Yes, I’m wearing bunny slippers, and yes, I will have to burn them now!”

He thinks she’s a keeper!