“I’m putting “date” in quotes, because I’m 90% terrified of you.”
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Jan
Jan
“You just don’t understand me, mom and dad! I mean, Victoria. I mean, officer. I mean… world!”
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Jan
Jan
Who wouldn’t want to join this winners’ circle?
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Jan
Jan
“If he’s getting back together with Sharon, I’m getting back together with vodka!”
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Jan
Jan
“… or we can find something else to do with these hands!”
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Jan
Jan
“I’ll kill him again next time.”