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“You just don’t understand me, mom and dad! I mean, Victoria. I mean, officer. I mean… world!”

Who wouldn’t want to join this winners’ circle?

“If he’s getting back together with Sharon, I’m getting back together with vodka!”

“… or we can find something else to do with these hands!”

“I’ll kill him again next time.”

“I’ll just hang two of them from my horns…”