“A boat, a race horse, and a 24-pack of beer?!”
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“When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…”
“I like big books! No, wait. I said that wrong. I meant, I like big boobs!”
“How long will this take before we sleep together?”
“It’s a grey hooded sweatshirt. I hope you don’t already have one.”






