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“Get better, or I’ll unleash the… TICKLE MONSTER!!!”

Who would write such a thing?!

“Hey everybody! It’s Victoria, and welcome to our CEO Chat.”

“Have you asked Grandma Nikki about it? I think I heard somewhere she’s an alcoholic…”

“What?! You say I’m being called away for a space mission on Mars until I am recast with Melissa Ordway’s husband in 3 months, because Y&R couldn’t just be honest and say they wanted to get rid of me, so they can film more scenes using a real-life couple? I’m on my way!”