Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Victor, you’ve got the cash, but I’ve got the BODY! (which can also be used to make cash…)”

“Buy yourself a pair of tight leopard print pants to go with that hair.”

Poppin’ that collar like a NEWMAN!

“I’m auditioning to replace Vicki Lawrence on “Mama’s Family!””

“What’s on the menu for tonight? Rats?”

Where am I supposed to listen to jukebox CDs from the 1990’s?!