Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I just have one question for you, Jack: Is this a pillow or a punching bag?”

“Fine, but stop calling me Dora the Explorer!”

“Let’s just become hitchhikers. I’ve already been practicing! See?”

“I squoze the orange juice myself!”

“Cool, and can we maybe swing by Sex Island, too?”

“Looking for a soul to steal… or else, maybe a balloon!”