Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Don’t worry! A lease is just like a marriage. We can break it anytime!”

“How did Phyllis know my fantasy is to get caught robbing a liquor store?!”

“If I kill AJ Montalvo, maybe mom will make a peach pie.”

“I wasn’t snooping! I was just… Ok, fine. I was snooping.”

“Yes, mom. I filed those reports AND I made my bed this morning…”