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“I’ve gotta start somewhere if I’m ever going to get my Mary Kay business off the ground.”

“Why did you do that?! Now I’m going to have to sleep with him!

“What part of “You’re dead to me” did you NOT understand?”

“Sure, I promise not to kick it as I’m stepping over your dead body.”

“Oh, Devon! Is that package for ME?!”

Spoiler: Tomorrow we find out it actually reads ‘Stop macADAMia nuts’!